I just spent two nights in the grossest motel I’ve ever seen. It even outdid the hovel where my very cheap bridegroom and I spent our honeymoon, in Brazil, Indiana. Once in a while my daughter and I take a Dean & Sammy road trip in search of paranormal phenomena, and on the last one … More Motel Douche-o
Here’s a song that we’re singin’, come on, get happy. There. Now it’s stuck in YOUR head, too, heh heh heh.