Uh…Blaaat? Ta-ra ta-raah? Or maybe: Yay me! Complete computer dunce that I am, I still managed (with a lot of help) to upload my first two stories, “Buzzard Gulch” and “Con of the Dead,” to Kindle! I don’t have a Kindle myself so I had to rely on the Previewer, so I hope the formatting … More What Is the Sound of One’s Horn Blowing?
Here’s a letter that was forwarded to me by my sister-in-law, that I think reflects the views of probably 90% of the women in this country… It’s kinda long, but stick with it until the end if you can….. I am not a “disgrace to women” because I don’t support the women’s march. I do … More But…What are they protesting?
In yesterday’s post I should have mentioned that I’d been thinking about classic (aka “old”) songs. Truthfully, I hardly ever listen to new stuff–or old stuff, either, for that matter; and I rarely know more than one line. Like this one: Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones… That second phrase is kind … More And who put that leaving in your eyes?
I was thinking about silly lyrics and which are the silliest. Of course there are the ones like “Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life,” but I don’t think those were meant to be serious. There are the ones that make me want to slap the writer and/or singer, like every part of “Having … More Am too manly! See my footwear?
Last weekend, coming out of the mall, we witnessed live comedy in action. Two girls waddled out of a department store, laughing and carrying stacks of shoeboxes. They seemed genuinely surprised when a mall cop stopped them at the door. “Just put the stuff back and you can go,” he said, which I thought was … More If I’d Been in Her Shoes…
Here’s a song that we’re singin’, come on, get happy. There. Now it’s stuck in YOUR head, too, heh heh heh.